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Based off of this comic which is awesome which has characters from this fancomic which is also awesome and heartbreaking, both of which are by this person who just sdflkjgasdfl;.

Summary: Two days in the life of Cynthia's inbox.
I've dated it based on the day that Chapter 2 Page 1 was uploaded.
I wrote this as basically just a character exploration, I plan on writing more TWIYEH stuff if I don't write some CV stuff first.

Jeremy: Missed call: This person/number called on 6/21/2011 at 12:32PM. Call 872 or Click Here to listen to the message.

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Calling 872…

“You have one new message.” BEEP

“Hey Cynthia I’m running kinda late; I can’t find my bike lock. Let Bunnie know for me? I’d call her but we know what happened last time and I am NOT asking that prick for another favour. See ya in half an hour.”

“End of messages. Press 1 to de—“ BEEP “message deleted”.

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(6/21/2011, 12:51PM)
Me:
She’s fine with that. It’s quiet today anyhow.

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(6/21/2011, 5:03PM)
Me: Can I stay for the night? Jeremy and I saw a murder.

Nicole: Incoming call. Accept // Decline.

Nicole: Call duration: 00:00:24

(6/21/2011, 5:05PM)
Nicole:
Is the sofa okay? Jeremy can have the floor.

(6/21/2011, 5:06PM)
Me:
He’s staying at Jordi’s.

(6/21/2011, 5:06PM)
Nicole: Maybe he’ll grow some balls and dfkldsgksgndildf]]]]]]]]

(6/21/2011, 5:07PM)
Me: ??

Nicole: Message delivery failure: The message you tried to send to this number/person was unsuccessful. Click here to resend.

Nicole: Message delivery failure: The message you tried to send to this number/person was unsuccessful. Click here to resend.

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(6/21/2011, 7:29PM)

Jeremy: Jordi and I got back to his place fine. Don’t know where that vampire weeaboo went but she’s not with us. Are you guys okay?

(6/21/2011, 8:15PM)
Me: We haven’t seen her either. Be careful and stay inside. We’re back on North Ridge Hill and the cops are here, so I can’t talk for now.

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Jeremy: Missed call: This person/number called on 6/21/2011 at 8:47PM. Call 872 or Click Here to listen to the message.

(6/21/2011, 8:49PM)
Jeremy:
I know you can’t talk but please ring me when you get this. I’m freaking out.

Jeremy: Missed call: This person/number called on 6/21/2011 at 9:06PM, but left no message.

Jeremy: Missed call: This person/number called on 6/21/2011 at 9:07PM. Call 872 or Click Here to listen to the message.

(6/21/2011, 9:08PM)
Jeremy: ASjkhkSHDFKLGGdfkdjgslFNSAL!!!!!!!!!!11

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Calling 872…

“You have two new messages. Message one” BEEP

“Cynth, you’re right. I’m gonna tell him.” <rustling, nervous laugh> “If I don’t puke first.”

End of message. Press 1 to delete, press 2 to ski—“ BEEP “Message two”

“You are a genius. A genius. I’ll cover your shifts for a week. I’ll cover your shifts for a month. I’ll give you all of the wages. I’ll read your book – properly this time.” <rustling, odd high pitched noise> “I have to go but we are going to talk about this tomorrow.”

“End of messages.”

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Nicole: Message delivery failure: The message you tried to send to this number/person was unsuccessful. Click here to resend.

Nicole: Message delivery failure: The message you tried to send to this number/person was unsuccessful. Click here to resend.

Nicole: Message delivery failure: The message you tried to send to this number/person was unsuccessful. Click here to resend.

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(6/21/2011, 10:13PM)
Me: Found him, on the roof.

(6/21/2011, 10:14PM)
European Guy: On our way.

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Settings: Airplane mode is now on. All wireless connections are now disabled.

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Settings: Airplane mode is now off. All wireless connections are now enabled.

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Nicole: Message delivery failure: The message you tried to send to this number/person was unsuccessful. Click here to resend.

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(6/22/2011, 8:01AM)
Caine:
So did little Jerry make his big confession last night?

(6/22/2011, 8:03AM)
Me:
(I thought that was you with Nicole’s cell phone. Are you also the reason that I can’t send messages to her anymore?) I haven’t spoken to him yet. And he hates it when you call him ‘Jerry’.

(6/22/2011, 8:05AM)
Caine: I know. And yeah, that might be my fault.

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(6/22/2011, 8:13AM)
Bunnie:
Incoming call. Accept //Decline

Bunnie: Call duration 0:04:27.

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(6/22/2011, 8:19AM)
Me: I’ll gladly take all of your wages :P Not that there’d be much; your shift started at 8.

(6/22/2011, 8:21AM)
Jeremy: SHIT.

(6/22/2011, 8:28AM)
Me: Bunnie rang to ask me if I knew where you were and I told her about you getting tased, so if you don’t turn up soon she’ll be calling an ambulance over to your place.

Me: And then you’ll have to explain to her and your roommate why you weren’t at home all night.

Me: (draft) And then

(6/22/2011, 8:34AM)
Jeremy: Okay Okay, Jesus, I’m nearly there. How are you even awake this early?

(6/22/2011, 8:36AM)
Me: Day-off lie-ins aren’t nearly as exciting when you can’t get any sleep.

(6/22/2011, 8:49AM)
Jeremy: I know what you mean. I didn’t get any sleep last night either.

(6/22/2011, 8:50AM)
Me: …You move fast.

(6/22/2011, 8:50AM)
Jeremy: What are y—NO.

Jeremy: CHRIST.

Jeremy: What I meant was that his neighbours were fighting all night, not… JESUS.

(6/22/2011, 8:55AM)
Jeremy: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO CAINE

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(6/22/2011, 8:56AM)
Me: What did you do? Jeremy seems mad.

(6/22/2011, 8:59AM)
Caine: Hey as far as you know I’ve been a helpful older brother to our ex-wallflowers.
Me: (draft) Why is that a plural

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(6/22/2011, 9:02AM)
Jeremy: HE’S EMAILED ME LINKS TO KAMA SUTRA WEBSITES.

(6/22/2011, 9:02AM)
Me: That’s not so bad, he’s just screwing around.

(6/22/2011, 9:02AM)
Jeremy: JORDI WAS IN AS A CC.

(6/22/2011, 9:05AM)
Me: Oh.

Me: Just remember that murdering Caine at this point makes you nothing more than a copycat.

(6/22/2011, 9:08AM)
Jeremy: I could so make it look like an accident.

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(6/22/2011, 9:08AM)
Caine: He asked me if I’d ever seen “Hard Candy”. He then sorta said “My dad’s a surgeon, I know things” and hung up on me.

(6/22/2011, 9:10AM)
Me: Sleep with your eyes open.

(6/22/2011, 9:12AM)
Caine: Uh… okay…

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(6/22/2011, 10:16AM)
Ian: Why did I get a text from Caine asking if “Hard Candy” was gay porn?

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(6/22/2011, 11:11AM)
Australian Guy: Incoming call. Accept // Decline

Australian Guy: Call duration 00:01:56

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Settings: Contact ‘Australian Guy’ changed to ‘Liam’.

Settings: Contact ‘European Guy’ changed to ‘Gabry’.

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(6/22/2011, 11:14AM)
Me: Hey, if you’re with Nicole, can you tell her that her cell is busted and that she needs to ring Gabry or Liam.

(6/22/2011, 11:21AM)
Ian: Done.

Ian: You didn’t answer my question earlier.

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Nicole: Missed call. This person/number called on 6/22/2011 at 12:11PM, but left no message.

Outgoing call: Nicole

Nicole: Call duration 01:13:47

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(6/22/2011, 12:45PM)
Jeremy: So, can I come over?

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(6/22/2011, 1:09PM)
Caine: Seriously, is “Hard Candy” gay porn?

Caine: Is Jerry coming on to me?

Caine: Cynthia. I need to know like… ten minutes ago.

(6/22/2011, 1:26PM)
Me: “Hard Candy” is a horror flick about this girl who castrates a guy with nail scissors.

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(6/22/2011, 1:27PM)
Me: Yeah sure you can come over. I was on the phone, sorry I didn’t reply.

(6/22/2011, 1:28PM)
Jeremy: I’ll bring food.

(6/22/2011, 1:30PM)
Me: Anything but Burrito Gong. I swear I’ve been there four times in three days.

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(6/22/2011, 1:42PM)
Nicole: Why is Caine crying and trying to put my nail scissors down the garbage disposal?

(6/22/2011, 1:43PM)
Me: Multimedia message, size 1.9MB. Click here to view.

(6/22/2011, 1:49PM)
Nicole: Oh okay.

Nicole: How did you get your message backgrounds to change?

(6/22/2011, 1:54PM)
Me: Settings>Personalization>Messages

(6/22/2011, 2:10PM)
Nicole: Multimedia message, size 2.4MB. Click here to view.

Nicole: How’s Jeremy coping? Jordi’s been sort of vacant today, so I assume something happened.

(6/22/2011, 2:35PM)
Me: He’s been similarly vacant.

Me: He resurfaces every now and then to criticise Springer but other than that I could easily draw things on his face.

Me: Wait, you saw Jordi today?

(6/22/2011, 2:41PM)
Nicole: Yeah?

(6/22/2011, 2:41PM)
Me: So when we were talking on the phone, you were…?

(6/22/2011, 2:45PM)
Nicole: Going insane from the lack of conversation provided by my co-worker.

Nicole: Nobody was in the store anyway; it’s Wednesday.

Nicole: Besides, you’re watching Springer. You can’t judge me on my life choices.

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Dickbag: Missed call. This person/number called on 6/22/2011 at 5:12PM. Call 872 or Click Here to listen to the message.

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Calling 872…

“You have one new message.”

“Hey fleabag, is the ass-banger there or should I look for a new room-“ BEEP

“Message deleted”.

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Settings: Contact ‘Dickbag’ changed to ‘Supreme Dickbag’.

Settings: Notes added to ‘Supreme Dickbag’: “Find Jeremy somewhere else to stay.”

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(6/22/2011, 7:35PM)
Me: Just a heads-up but I nearly had to drag Jeremy to the emergency room again tonight.

(6/22/2011, 7:35PM)
Jordi: Why? Is he alright?

(6/22/2011, 7:38PM)
Me: Jeremy’s fine, but he punched his roommate so hard in the face that his knuckles swelled up and he almost couldn’t move his fingers. The only reason we AREN’T at the emergency room is that his parents would get a call. I’m giving you a heads-up so that you don’t ask him what happened cus he’ll probably get mad all over again.

(6/22/2011, 7:40PM)
Jordi: …Why did he punch his roommate in the face?

(6/22/2011, 7:44PM)
Me: Because his roommate is a prick.

(6/22/2011, 7:57PM)
Me:
Jeremy told me to tell you that he’ll call you when he finds his cell phone charger.

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(6/22/2011, 7:58PM)
Nicole: Jordi told me to not tell you that he’s going to Jeremy’s dorm after his shift.

Nicole: So you didn’t hear it from me.

Nicole: Was about time someone punched that little douche though.

(6/22/2011, 8:02PM)
Me: I’m just worried about him coming back with his bigger douchier friends.

(6/22/2011, 8:03PM)
Nicole: Which is why Jordi’s going over.

(6/22/2011, 8:05PM)
Me: No offense to him, but… I don’t think he’d be much help in a fight. He’s all… weedy.

(6/22/2011, 8:08PM)
Nicole: Maybe Jeremy likes a man he can throw over his shoulder.

Nicole: Who are you to judge?

(6/22/2011, 8:09PM)
Me: Ahahahahahahahaha ew.

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(6/22/2011, 10:53PM)
Caine: I’ve been thinking.

(6/22/2011, 10:54PM)
Me: …Go on.

(6/22/2011, 10:54PM)
Caine: If Jerry did go all “hard candy” on my balls, would that make me a lesbian?

(6/22/2011, 11:13PM)
Caine: Cynthia?

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Settings: Airplane mode is now on. All wireless connections are now disabled.

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